quinta-feira, 17 de julho de 2003

Ressaca de qualidade - Coisas legais

Se você quer uma ressaca de qualidade, nada melhor que o Bar do Leo:


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segunda-feira, 14 de julho de 2003

Hangover guide - Coisas legais

Official hangover ratings guide:

1 star Hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a portion of fries.

2 star hangover * *

No pain. Something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full on English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.

3 star hangover * * *

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a litre of coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke - yet you haven't pee'd once.

4 star hangover * * * *

You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following -

1. Home time

2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone.

3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

5 star hangover, aka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell. * * * * *

You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pour and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe... very gently.

But let's face it, we've all been there, and we'll be there again soon.

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quinta-feira, 26 de junho de 2003

Agora vai - Coisas legais

Finalmente coisas interessantes para colocarem no pacote de cigarro, não sei da onde tiraram que aquele lixo que colocam lá vai fazer alguém parar de fumar

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sexta-feira, 13 de junho de 2003

Sexta-feira 13 :) - Coisas legais

friday the 13th origins

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terça-feira, 10 de junho de 2003

Aula de Karatê - Coisas legais

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sexta-feira, 06 de junho de 2003

So geeks para entender - Coisas legais

Acho que so os geeks mesmo para entender que dinheiro TRAZ felicidade

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sexta-feira, 30 de maio de 2003

Fim de semana - Coisas legais

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quinta-feira, 29 de maio de 2003

Moto para gordo - Coisas legais

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quinta-feira, 22 de maio de 2003

Water of life - Coisas legais

"Scotch Whisky" The Water of Life


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31117 h4x0r m33t1ng - Coisas legais

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segunda-feira, 28 de abril de 2003

Churrasco - Coisas legais

Mais um churrasco para não perder o costume. Algumas fotos no lugar de sempre.

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quinta-feira, 23 de janeiro de 2003

Funny - Coisas legais

Um flash divertido, cortesia do trentas.

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quarta-feira, 18 de dezembro de 2002

Pipes descontrol - Coisas legais

Chegou hoje meu cachimbo novo com uns fumos que o Silveira me mandou de presente, diversão garantida :)

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sábado, 14 de dezembro de 2002

Camera digital - Coisas legais

O legal da câmera digital e que vc pode tirar foto de pão com mortadela sem remorso de gastar filme

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quinta-feira, 12 de dezembro de 2002

 

quarta-feira, 11 de dezembro de 2002

German beer - pure pleasure! - Coisas legais

Purity Law

"Beer brewing has been regulated by law in Germany for over 800 years. The Purity Law has long since become a worldwide seal of quality for German beers.
...
Aficionados of German beer can continue to depend on the purity of their ingredients. Although, in accordance with the judgment of the European Court of March 12, 1987 and owing to the free traffic of goods rules applying to Europe, beers may be sold in Germany which are not produced according to the Purity Law and contain other raw ingredients, such as maize, rice or millet. However, these must be clearly marked. But if, when purchasing your beer, you simply look out for the quality seal 'brewed according to the Purity Law', you are guaranteed pure beer-drinking pleasure."

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sexta-feira, 06 de dezembro de 2002

Tédio - Coisas legais

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quinta-feira, 05 de dezembro de 2002

Como comprar - Coisas legais

Digital Cameras: Where to Start?

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quarta-feira, 04 de dezembro de 2002

Problema complexo - Coisas legais

Mathematics unravels optimum way of shoe lacing

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sexta-feira, 29 de novembro de 2002

Diversão do fim de semana - Coisas legais

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quinta-feira, 28 de novembro de 2002

 

 

quarta-feira, 27 de novembro de 2002

 

Isso que e jogar em rede - Coisas legais

Army unveils world's largest battle simulator

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Freak house - Coisas legais

21 Century Hobbit Hole

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sábado, 23 de novembro de 2002

The Man - Coisas legais

A foto original e muito grande, mas se você clicar ai ela vai abrir :)

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RUSH - Coisas legais

Como se não bastasse os efeitos de luz e o dragão cuspindo fogo, o solo de bateria em "Rhytm Method"com a bateria girando foi demais.
O som e o palco eram do mesmo nivel da cerveja.
Mas mesmo asssim um dos melhores shows que ja vi.

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sexta-feira, 22 de novembro de 2002

 

Hoje... - Coisas legais

Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation
Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation
Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.

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quinta-feira, 21 de novembro de 2002

 

quarta-feira, 20 de novembro de 2002

Who wants to live forever? - Coisas legais

Here's what experts say could one day lead to immortality.

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Arquivo morto - Coisas legais

Microsoft aims to store people's memories online

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Se tudo mais estiver perdido... - Coisas legais

Se tudo mais der errado...


Como vão ser os shows?
Alex Lifeson: Não vamos ter nenhuma banda abrindo. Somos só nós tocando por três horas.

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terça-feira, 19 de novembro de 2002

ASCI Purple - Coisas legais

The fastest supercomputers in the world are complete slackers compared with the processing power of the human brain.

But that's about to change.

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quinta-feira, 14 de novembro de 2002

DVD sem problemas de região - Coisas legais

Acho que quase todos os players novos ja saem com essa feature habilitada :)
O meu pelo menos ja veio assim de fabrica.

Brasil pode ter lei sobre compatibilidade de DVDs

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Radio na internet - Coisas legais

Uma dica interessante para ouvir música streaming na internet e o radio.yahoo.com. A qualidade de som e muito boa e você pode montar a sua própria estação.

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